Number 8: Allow Drug Taking

Allow Drug Taking

Now we all know drugs are bad etc. but just suspend all that for a second and indulge this theory. It’s January and United have played 3 games in 6 days and the team and the opposition look a bit lackluster, and you’ll be lucky if anyone has a shot on goal. Allowing drugs would change all this. No game would ever be boring or slow. The players would become supermen! There would be skills that took your breath away, speed that would rival a cheetah and the reactions of a seven year old playing a computer game. It would like watching Match of the Day on fast forward. It would be like Zeus himself came down from Mt Olympus with his gods and formed a side. Matrix like efforts of Aerial ability, passes and moves that players would think of five moves ahead. Players would get less injured and everything would just be a lot better. The only problems I can envisage are that the players would think they’re are supermen off the field as well. Not all of them behave like they should do as it is, forgetting things and turning up for training drunk, the power to go on for longer would probably mean that they would party harder as well and may well negate any effects that performing enhancing drugs might have.