Apologies for being so sporadic of late, but i've been very busy.
No 11 is inspired the madness that is Liverpool and Chelsea. Okay, Liverpool have had another myer season, although it may come good with another Champions League. So still all to play for, so what does one of their owners do, Tom "Bill" Hicks gets off his horse, drinks his milk and shouts "Parry, This underachieving football club isn't big enough for the both of us."
Days after that rather thrilling match at anfield. Where they won! Can't help but wonder if there is a fundamental lack of understanding vis a vis the old football. Still good luck liverpool, tearing yourself apart in public can only you do you good. Hasn't hurt heather mills or pete doherty.
Chelsea meanwhile have Avram Grant. DO NOT SACK HIM. He is the closest thing to Inspector Dreyfuss from the Pink Panther movies I have ever seen. That mental press conference. "I have no message"
I can see him now in his office, Steve Clarke at his side like that bloke in the films, trying to light a cigarette with a gun and twitching uncontrollably at the mention of the special one, Shevchenko or Tal Ben Haim, oh and winning a trophy.
So crazy people are the way forward.
Arsenal? William Gallas. Pure Genius. and of course the mighty jens.
Reading? Stephen Hunt, Bikey.
Man City? Step forward Stephen Ireland.
Etc. Etc.
Friday, 18 April 2008
Monday, 7 April 2008
Derby and Newcastle. And Man U.
I can't remember i've stated this on here or not but I will again.
Sacking Billy Davies at Derby was the most pointless decision ever. The reason Derby were rock bottom was the fact the team was filled with shitkickers from the championship. They kind of smashed and grabbed their way to the premier league and they got pummelled when they didn't really bring in any new players. Which Billy couldn't do.
So obviously sack the guy who's got you there and get in Paul Jewell (whose mind is clearly on other things) get a new board and spunk all their money on some foreigners no-one has ever heard of. Oh and some workshy ones we have.
Every week PJ goes on the telly and shakes his head and says "that's the worst i've seen them". Stop worrying about your bedroom camera angles and sort it out then. You've had a while.
In other news. Newcastle. I've already said on here that they looked alright, they just needed to stop spannering chances. And within a few weeks they have and they've got 3 wins in a row. TILT! That Michael Owen. Finished.
More News.
Does anyone else think this Man U defensive crisis is flim flammery? I do. They've lost vidic but I sense ole Sir is putting a fake cast on Rio's boot to give the others something to think about.
Sacking Billy Davies at Derby was the most pointless decision ever. The reason Derby were rock bottom was the fact the team was filled with shitkickers from the championship. They kind of smashed and grabbed their way to the premier league and they got pummelled when they didn't really bring in any new players. Which Billy couldn't do.
So obviously sack the guy who's got you there and get in Paul Jewell (whose mind is clearly on other things) get a new board and spunk all their money on some foreigners no-one has ever heard of. Oh and some workshy ones we have.
Every week PJ goes on the telly and shakes his head and says "that's the worst i've seen them". Stop worrying about your bedroom camera angles and sort it out then. You've had a while.
In other news. Newcastle. I've already said on here that they looked alright, they just needed to stop spannering chances. And within a few weeks they have and they've got 3 wins in a row. TILT! That Michael Owen. Finished.
More News.
Does anyone else think this Man U defensive crisis is flim flammery? I do. They've lost vidic but I sense ole Sir is putting a fake cast on Rio's boot to give the others something to think about.
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